vibe coder · workflow optimizer · neuro-cyborg ai architect
FAKENEURON
this page is the proof — a living neural portal, hand-rolled in react three fiber. fall through it, and you fall through the work.
the mind behind the portal
THE NEURON
Placeholder bio — the human half of the cyborg. A vibe coder and workflow optimizer who drops in on teams and leaves them with local-first AI harnesses that are fun, fast, and never leak to the cloud.
Real copy and a portrait land at EPIC-014.6. For now this chamber holds the shape: a glass bio panel that flies in from depth and settles as you fall past the entrance portal.
artifacts from the lab
WEIRD COLLECTIONS
Shader Experiments
GLSL doodles, neural-fire gradients, and the tissue-wall noise fields that became this very portal.
Dead Prototypes
The tunnels that didn't make it — R3F flythroughs, candlestick cities, and other beautiful dead ends.
Prompt Grimoire
Midjourney incantations and the harness prompts that scoped, built, and shipped real products.
Local-First Relics
Offline RAG rigs and on-device pipelines built for crews who can't push jobsite data to the cloud.
The Work
The work lives below the dream.
Each of these was planned, scoped, and shipped with the same Flowtron workflow I bring to your team. Step through a portal.